#country-he

I asked a North Korean how was life in his country... He said he couldn't complain.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is stopped by border patrol and is asked whether he has any sort of legal documentation that allows him into the country He pulls out a polished looking document and says, ""A stellar visa, baby!""

A bored man on a train... A bored man on a train walks up to 3 people sitting next to each other. Deciding to troll them, he says to the first guy, ""Hey, what's your favorite flower?"" ""A rose,"" the first man says. The troll says, ""Oh, we wipe our ass with that flower in my country."" He asks the next man the same question.""A sunflower,"" the next man says. ""Oh, we wipe our ass with that flower in my country"" Getting asked the same question, the third man says ""dandelion."" ""Oh, we wipe…

An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country... He wanted to dig his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were he…