#nigeria

An Italian engineer was kidnapped in Nigeria. Demands were sent via email to his family, but they just got deleted as spam.

My parents just got their first computer. Nigeria, go easy on my inheritance.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?) Nigeria.

Tim The Train Expert Long read but worth! There was this man named Tim and Tim comes from a long line of train conductors. His father was a train conductor and so was his father before him. But as Tim grew up he realized that was not his passion but the pressure from his family to follow in his fathers footsteps was too great, so after Tim graduated high school he enrolled in training in hopes to be hired at a train station. After a few years of going through this training school and failing man…

Black man wants to go live in Africa A black man is very upset with how blacks are treated in America and decides he wants to go to Africa to live among his ancestors. He goes up the counter at the airport and says ""I want a one-way ticket to Nigeria"" and throws his money on the counter. ""I'm sorry, sir. You appear to be 5 cents short"" said the clerk. ""5 cents? Who cares! Give me the ticket lady!"" shouted the man. ""I'm sorry sir, I need the correct amount or I cannot complete the transact…

I was in Nigeria browsing Tinder the other day It said ""There are no available girls in your area."" (Thanks Boko Haram)

After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil. He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls. Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford.

How to cross the road in Nigeria look right and left for cars and motorcycles,look up for airplanes and private jets,down for bombs, side and back for kidnappers, hold your bags tight and watch the person beside you then walk zigzag to avoid bullets

Earthquake Nigeria suffered from a severe earthquake last week, resulting in the dead of 12000 inhabitants. The EU is sending first aid and some countries add their own contributions. France is sending military troops to rebuild the country, Germany is sending food packets and Holland is sending 12000 niggers.

I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed....

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

When it comes to corruption in countries Nigeria takes first place and Pakistan comes in second. I have a feeling that Pakistan bribed Nigeria to take first place…

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea? Nigeria

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria? You might step on the Lagos.