I'm so horrified right now. I'm on the treadmill reading about the bombings in Syria. And my T-shirt's on backwards!

When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone.

guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog

Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*