A Irishman walks into a bar and orders three beers The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone. The next week He then orders three more and the bartender says, ""Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."" The man says, ""You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the America. We made a vow to each other t

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the head brewmasters of Budweiser, Miller, and Guinness walk into a bar.. the brewmaster of Budweiser orders first and proudly asks for the most popular brew in America, a Bud Light. the brewmaster of Miller smiles and asks for a true original, a Miller Lite. the brewmaster of Guinness winces and orders a Diet Coke. ""a Diet Coke?!,"" exclaim the others.. ""don't you drink Guinness?"" ""well shit no one else was having beer I didn't want to be the only one,"" he complained.

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Bill Gates dies in a car accident, He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. ""Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."" Bill replied, ""Well, what's the difference bet

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