#america

The Pope, Lebron James, Donald Trump, and a 10 year old boy are flying in a airplane ... The airplane looses power and is quickly falling from the sky, they are gonna crash. Their are only three parachutes and the discussion begins about who should have them. Lebron James rambles on ""I'm the King of Cleveland! My fans need me to win the championship!"" He takes one of the parachutes and bails. Donald Trump rambles on "" I am President Elect! My people need me to make America Great Again! I am t…

Donald Trump has a new plan for solving the conflict of interest of him owning his business empire and being President He's going to put America into a blind trust.

What's the same between America and Jurassic Park They are both a experiment that ended badly.

A math teacher ought to be president... To make America integrate again.

Two men are approaching each other on a pavement in America... Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points at his foot and says, ""Vietnam, 1969."" The other hooks his thumb behind him and says, ""Dog shit, 20 feet back.""

In communist america Banks rob you.

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots? HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

Before leaving for the convention center on Election night, Hilary told Bill: ""Tonight, for the first time in history, America will finally have two presidents sleeping with each other""... When she got home, Bill was already eagerly waiting in bed, and he said: ""Is Trump on his way or should I drive to his place?""

I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world.

Donald Trump has banned shredded cheese. He's going to make America grate again.

A protestor shouted, ""Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!"" A Trump supporter shouted back, ""That's not true..."" ""...he won't make it worse for Jews!""

Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again.

Despite all the flak the public gives him, Trump has already solved the immigration problem in just a few days after becoming President-elect Just ask yourself, who would want to sneak into America now?

How are we going to know when America is officially great again? Is there going to be a party, like on a giant ship, with a banner?

The Great Wall of America... ...is gonna be made in China.

2016: The year Brock Turner got sentenced to 3 months but America got 4 years.

This nation really has gotten lazy, what with buying pre-shredded cheese and all. I think it's time to make America grate again.

Really, nobody in America won last night. The Mega Millions jackpot went up to $63 million.

Trump promises to bring back Jobs If he can save the iphone 8 from deleting the charge port he can save America

I don't understand how a Trump victory means the end of America I mean America survived a Civil War, two World Wars, Watergate, the Cold War, 9/11 and two terms of George Bush Jr. I think America will be fine.

NEW! TOP 100 TAZERS IN AMERICA!! #45 WILL SHOCK YOU!

Obama played the race card, Hillary played the gender card But America played the Trump Card

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges? As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America: Wall builders, death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers.

Welcome to the first annual hunger games America. Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow.