The Pope, Lebron James, Donald Trump, and a 10 year old boy are flying in a airplane ... The airplane looses power and is quickly falling from the sky, they are gonna crash. Their are only three parachutes and the discussion begins about who should have them. Lebron James rambles on ""I'm the King of Cleveland! My fans need me to win the championship!"" He takes one of the parachutes and bails. Donald Trump rambles on "" I am President Elect! My people need me to make America Great Again! I am the smartest man in all of the US! He takes one of the bags and jumps. The Pope says to the young boy, "" I have lived a long and fulfilling life. You should take the last parachute and I will go down with the plane."" The boy responds, ""The smartest man in America took my suitcase. We can both live.""