Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer

I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too.

It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned.

Money may not buy happiness, but pondering your problems on a tropical island would sure beat pondering them on your couch.