the head brewmasters of Budweiser, Miller, and Guinness walk into a bar.. the brewmaster of Budweiser orders first and proudly asks for the most popular brew in America, a Bud Light. the brewmaster of Miller smiles and asks for a true original, a Miller Lite. the brewmaster of Guinness winces and orders a Diet Coke. ""a Diet Coke?!,"" exclaim the others.. ""don't you drink Guinness?"" ""well shit no one else was having beer I didn't want to be the only one,"" he complained.
Captain America: I got the alert, what's the emergency? Avengers: Well, it's snowing, so... CA [handing over shield]: Last time! Buy a sled!
In America she's called "Miley" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called "What America would be like if it were a person".
My fav sci-fi this year is the Bank of America ad where the 30 year old dude with a new baby has $56k in his checking account.
Morbidlly obese preteens at the nail salon are what's wrong with America.
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