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There was a big water fall in usa I believe its still there

Never forget 9 November 9/11 was truly a horrible day for the USA.

Jose takes a trip to the USA Jose just returned to Mexico and couldn't wait to me about his trip to the USA. He said he went to a baseball game and sat in the outfield stands, directly underneath the flagpole. He said the game was great and all the Americans were so polite. Before the game stated, they turned to him and saluted him. Then they started singing to him, ""Jose, can you see!""

So you could say USA nuked Japan in the woman's world cup. Too soon?

You know what else has a 2-0 score between the USA and Germany? The world wars

The USA just beat Germany 2-0 Just like the score for the World Wars.

The USA and Ethiopia played a football friendly. The final score was USA 8, Ethiopia didn't.

It's so good for USA that Barack Obama is running the country Black people are good at running.

I already won the lottery. I'm a white male born in the USA.

Why will the USA never go bankrupt? It will just host a telethon.

Taco bell, now new! with 18.5% real beef!!! (canner grade) Contains hoofs, horns, fat, ligaments, hair, bison patty (shit, bison shit, less than 2% of: rocks, cow shit, cow hide) and high fructose corn syrup. made in china WELCOME TO USA

I was born in the USA... ..some parts imported from China, though.

USA has Democracy, Syria has Autocracy, Iran has Theocracy, and Britain has... Pedocracy.

An Englishman is walking through a hotel in the USA and says to a man, ""please hold the lift!"" The man replies, ""it's an elevator."" ""No, no, no, it's a lift"" the Englishman retorts. ""Listen, we invented the elevator in America, therefore, it's an elevator, plain and simple."" ""Ah, yes"" says the Englishman, ""but we invented the language.""

Why has ""America"" been abbreviated to USA Because it has to Capitalize everything

Why do you get arrested for walking into an army base unauthorised in the USA? Because Obama doesn't like anyone sneaking in his barracks.

To the Critics whom reviewed The Interview poorly because they are afraid of arrival the North Korean overlords take over of U.S.A because of film, I have one word for you: Traitors

The USA tells North Korea they cannot act as dictators of the world That's basically it

Putin and Obama are put in ice for 10 years... Putin and Obama are put in ice for 10 years. When they wake up, they are given to morning newspaper. Suddenly Putin starts laughing like hell. Obama asks that what is so funny. Putin shows the front page which reads ""Communism in USA"". Then Obama opens the paper and starts laughing even more. Putin asks that what can be more funny than communism in USA. Obama shows the front page: ""Restless activities on Europe - China border.

Another Polish joke, translated At JFK Airport in New York, a guy walks into an elevator and sees a woman in uniform, mini skirt, jacket - some stewardess. The guy intrigued by this situation says: \- Hello, you fly USA Airways? A woman does not say anything, just looks at him in surprise. The guy he thought so what, he'll try again: \- Flugen Sie Lufthansa, ja? [You fly Lufthansa] More confused, the woman looks at him and says nothing. Oh well, he thought the guy ... I'll try again: \- Volare s…

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Armenian Radio This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: ""We are told that the communism is already seen at the horizon."" Then, what is a horizon?"" We're answering: ""Horizon is an imaginary line which moves away each time you approach it."" **And another one for good measure.** This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: ""What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR?"" Both guarantee freedom of speech."" We're answering: ""Yes, but the Constitution of the U…

USA soccer We Ghana win.

The Spellcheck Family Before 1882 spelling errors were relatively common in the United States, that was until the Spelczek family immigrated to the USA from Poland. The Spelczeks traveled all across the USA in a horseless carriage correcting the typos on store signs. Recently, Besnik Spelczek of Silicon Valley, California decided to digitize the family business and installed ""spellcheck"" the anglicization of his surname, into every computer that ran word or open office. A portion of the profit…

Three businessmen and a lawyer on a train... There were three businessmen and one lawyer in a train car together. One businessman was from Russia, and one was from Cuba. The other businessman and the lawyer were from the USA. They were having a fine conversation, enjoying their trip. At one point, the Cuban businessman opened his bag, pulls out a cigar, and lights it. He bragged, ""In Cuba, we have the finest tobacco, and we handcraft the best cigars in the world. And we have so many of them, we…