Three businessmen and a lawyer on a train... There were three businessmen and one lawyer in a train car together. One businessman was from Russia, and one was from Cuba. The other businessman and the lawyer were from the USA. They were having a fine conversation, enjoying their trip. At one point, the Cuban businessman opened his bag, pulls out a cigar, and lights it. He bragged, ""In Cuba, we have the finest tobacco, and we handcraft the best cigars in the world. And we have so many of them, we can just throw them away."" With that, he threw his cigar out the train window. The Russian businessman replied, pulling a bottle of vodka out of his bag, ""Is nothing. In Russia, we make the best alcohol in the world, so strong it can put a horse to sleep with one tiny cup."" He took a swig of the bottle, then continued, ""And we have so much of it, we can just throw it away."" Then he threw the bottle of vodka out the window. The American businessman looked at the other three men, nodding, then without a word shoved the lawyer out the window.