#cuba

At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?

I am the Cuba Gooding Jr. of succeeding at something every 8-10 years or so...

Idea: A non-violent stun gun that yells "Cuba Gooding, Jr. has an Oscar!"

After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US is about to unleash its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date...the American tourist.

Just found out Cuba Gooding Jr is not from Cuba, but from New York. Leave it to a big name celebrity to be a huge liar

Read about a 60 yr old woman wanting to swim from Florida to Cuba & felt inspired & wanted to help so I emailed her a picture of a boat

On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba? Infidelity

(Late Joke) Islamic State: People who are currently in Cuba, You are all in Fidel's. . Sorry.

Hey, redditors of Cuba ...oh, my bad.

A Russian, a Cuban, an American , and a lawyer share a room on a train... As they're exchanging stories about their journey across the world, the Russian took out a bottle of fine Russian vodka, pours everyone a cup, then proceed to throw the rest out the window. The rest of them are very confused and ask why he would throw away such fine vodka. The Russian explains: ""We have much vodka in mother Russia, throwing one away would not matter. "" After a while, the Cuban takes out a box of fine Cub…

After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US has recently unleashed its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date... The American tourist!

Several men were arrested when attempting to smuggle food additives into Cuba They were dubbed the Pirates of the Carrageenan.

Here's a joke the old folks on the Cuban side of my family would always say: In Cuba, there are only two channels on their tv networks: one channel is just constant government propaganda, and the other channel is a guy staring at the screen telling you to go back to the first channel.

Communist rally In Cuba the communist leaders decide to have a rally to boost moral. So they invite all the people of Havana to the center square of town. One of the party leaders steps up to the podium to declare ""Great people of Cuba with everyones hard work we have produced enough sugar cane that we struck a trade agreement and most of it we will trade for lumber from Mexico."" The crowd cheered and some of the people began to say lumber that's great we can start to build new homes, schools …

A Plane Full of Americans, French and Cubans Crashes on an Island Full of Cannibals (Cuban Joke) The cannibals quickly round everyone up and separate them by nationality. First, they call forward the French. One of the Frenchmen tries to convince the cannibals that instead of cooking them they should try some delicious French cuisine instead. The cannibals let the French prepare a feast then surprise, kill, and eat them as part of the meal. Next, the Americans. They try to convince the cannibals…

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points? Cuba

I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and from Cuba

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba? It's the Hemming way.

An old Cuban immigrant is dying (NSFW-language) and he asks his nurse ""Please take me back to Cuba, I want to kiss the Cuban flag for one last time before I die"". The nurse replies "" We can't take you there, but I will get you the next best thing"". She pulls down her pants and so it happens that she is wearing underwear with the Cuban flag printed on her ass. The man, in tears, kisses the underwear, looks at her and says ""Now turn around, I want to kiss Fidel Castro one last time""

Three businessmen and a lawyer on a train... There were three businessmen and one lawyer in a train car together. One businessman was from Russia, and one was from Cuba. The other businessman and the lawyer were from the USA. They were having a fine conversation, enjoying their trip. At one point, the Cuban businessman opened his bag, pulls out a cigar, and lights it. He bragged, ""In Cuba, we have the finest tobacco, and we handcraft the best cigars in the world. And we have so many of them, we…

So I saw Cuba Gooding Jr. at my local Walmart He was comparing Old Spice Sport to Old Spice Original Scent when I slapped those bottles out of his hand and told him, ""No soap, Radio.""

My father was from Iceland and my mother was from Cuba. I'm an Ice Cube.

What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !

A French guy an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. ''Why did you do that?''asked the other men. ''We have plenty of fine wine in France'' said the man. Next the Cuban guy throws a box of fine cigars off the cliff. ''Why did you do that?'' asked the other men. ''We have plenty of cigars in Cuba'' said the Cuban man. Finally the American man pickes up the Cuban man and throw' him off the cliff. ''What did you do that for?…

A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says ""Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White House in Washington D.C. and yell 'President Clinton is a bastard!' and nothing would be done to me."" The Cuban waiter replies ""We have that same freedom in Cuba. I could stand in front of El Capital and yell the same thing and nothing would be …