#chile

Apparently today is coming out day in Chile.

Horrible news. My nephew was on a bus traveling on a foggy mountain road in Chile. Then he got those big stupid disks put in his earlobes.

Argentina is surprisingly cold. In fact it's bordering on Chile.

Timmy and mum are quite punny. Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy …

I love the smell of blown out matches... Chile vs Mexico was a real treat!

A recent Forbes study. Forbes magazine recently did an international consumer study, something that happens quite often. However what separated this study from others is that instead of only looking at buying trends and per capita purchasing, this study looked into the reasons behind these trends. One interesting trend that was found in this study was that the South West coast of South America was purchasing the most jackets, sweaters, and scarves per capita; this was a strange trend as South Am…

Three gay men in a funeral home... The first sighs and says, ""My Daniel just loved adventure. I'm going to spread his ashes out of a plane so he can go all the places he never got to."" The second dries his eyes and says, ""My Richard loved fishing, so I'm going to spread his ashes at our favorite fishing hole."" The third nods his head, ""My Paul was a great lover. I'm going to mix his ashes in a bowl of chile so he can tear my ass up one more time.""

Communist rally In Cuba the communist leaders decide to have a rally to boost moral. So they invite all the people of Havana to the center square of town. One of the party leaders steps up to the podium to declare ""Great people of Cuba with everyones hard work we have produced enough sugar cane that we struck a trade agreement and most of it we will trade for lumber from Mexico."" The crowd cheered and some of the people began to say lumber that's great we can start to build new homes, schools …

I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the Czech the kitchen Maybe you'll find Turkey It's covered in Greece D: Eww, Norway your going to eat that I think I'll settle for a can of Chile I want some Chile too! Denmark your name on it Kenya do it for me All right I'm Ghana do it Thanks, Iran 5 miles today, so tired

Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile

Not impressed with the speed of the internet back in my day, I could open my bedroom window in the fall and get Chile.

If Chile and Turkey had a war... Would that be a recipe for disaster? Would Greece get involved?

The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now... But everything around it is Chile.

I just got married and our bed is South America My wife gets Brazil, and I get Chile.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different? Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Spain are blaming their loss this evening on the weather. Apparently it was 2 Chile.

New Mexico Chili Cook-off NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chil…

I'm Hungary Timmy: I'm Hungary, Mum: Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy: OK I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum: Hmmm.. may be you'll find some Turkey. Timmy: Yeah but its all covered in Greece. yuck! Mum: There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy: I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile Mum: Denmark your name on the can. Timmy: Kenya do it for me? Mum: OK, I'm Ghana do it. Timmy: Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today Mum: It Tokyo long enough. Timmy: yeah Israe…

Timmy : I'm Hungary Timmy : I'm Hungary. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough.…

A guy sits down in a cafe... A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself." He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl. The …

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ... "I'm chilly" She steps closer and takes my hand "Will you be my con queso?" And before I could even respond ... "Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?" Edit: Here come the trolls Edit #2: For those confused, chile con queso is a dish

How do you end world hunger?,"Put Turkey in Greece to cook it then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater? Because he was a little chile

Why did the jalapeño put on a sweater? It was a little chile!!