Three gay men in a funeral home... The first sighs and says, ""My Daniel just loved adventure. I'm going to spread his ashes out of a plane so he can go all the places he never got to."" The second dries his eyes and says, ""My Richard loved fishing, so I'm going to spread his ashes at our favorite fishing hole."" The third nods his head, ""My Paul was a great lover. I'm going to mix his ashes in a bowl of chile so he can tear my ass up one more time.""
Hi my name is Richard. I'm a husband and it's been 3 months since my last decision.
Daniel Day-Lewis walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" but he already knows because he's also Daniel-Day Lewis.
BREAKING: Daniel on Facebook is worried about his account's privacy but Paul is all "that shit's a hoax dude!" More as this story develops.
[French restaurant] DANIEL: Promise me, not again MIYAGI: Promise. [raises hand] Garcon? [waiter comes] D: Don- M: [waves hand] Garcoff
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