#tex

A little Indian boy asked his father... ...the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, ""Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"" His father replied, ""Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive. For example, your s…

An old cowboy is sitting at a coffee shop just having a cup to pass the time... A biker comes up and says ""Hey Tex, where did you park your horse?"" The Cowboy looks up, looks the biker up and down and returns to his coffee. The Biker nudges his shoulder, ticks his hat, chuckles at the feather nestled in that old leather band....Well that old cowboy looked that greasy biker in his eyes and said ""Why don't you go eff asterisk asterisk asterisk yourself?"" The biker, more shocked and confused th…

A New York Businessman is Sent to Texas... ...by his boss. He was really excited, he had always dreamed of going to ""the land of cowboys"" ever since growing up watching westerns. Alas, he failed to realize how the heat would be in the middle of summer and as soon as the doors of the terminal opened, he melted in his shoes. Desperately looking for any relief, he spotted a bar that advertised ""air conditioning"" The New Yorker popped into the bar and as he waited for his eyes to adjust to the d…

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street complete with huge stetson hat spurs and six shooters. ""Excuse me sir"" said the police officer ""who are you?"" ""My name's Tex officer"" said the cowboy. "" eh?"" said the police officer ""Are you from Texas?"" ""Nope Louisiana."" ""Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?"" ""Don't want to be called Louise do I .

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. ""I know that smart aleck Tex"" said the first. ""He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."" ""Not Tex"" the second cowboy replied. ""He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in I'm sure all he'll say is hello."" ""I know Tex better than either of you"" said the third. ""He's so smart he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now."" Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted "…

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ... ""I'm chilly"

My girlfriend dropped this on me after some Tex-Mex last night ... "I'm chilly" She steps closer and takes my hand "Will you be my con queso?" And before I could even respond ... "Sorry, was that too cheesy for you?" Edit: Here come the trolls Edit #2: For those confused, chile con queso is a dish

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