#louise

I don't have a friend called Louise. If I did I would always be saying "Jeez Louise" to her. Then I wouldn't have a friend called Louise.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving? 1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

You're the Thelma to my Louise. The Ben to my Jerry. The Kanye to my Kanye.

Wow kanye west's website is named kanye west .com .. can you believe the ego on this guy. jeez louise.

I finally got one over. The other day, Louise and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error. To her credit, Louise finally said, 'Look. I'll tell you what. I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I was right.' 'Fine.' I said. She took a deep breath, looked me in the eye and said, 'I'm wrong.' I grinned and replied, 'You're right.'

The Annual Office Christmas Party After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. ""Louise,"" he moaned, ""tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"" ""Even worse,"" she assured him in her most scornful one. ""You made a complete ass of yours…

A New York Businessman is Sent to Texas... ...by his boss. He was really excited, he had always dreamed of going to ""the land of cowboys"" ever since growing up watching westerns. Alas, he failed to realize how the heat would be in the middle of summer and as soon as the doors of the terminal opened, he melted in his shoes. Desperately looking for any relief, he spotted a bar that advertised ""air conditioning"" The New Yorker popped into the bar and as he waited for his eyes to adjust to the d…

Smart Old Man An old guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, ""Well, my pet chicken, of course!"" ""I'm sorry,"" The girl tells him. ""We can't allow animals in the theater."" The guy goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his pants. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins…

Louise Jokes (my own jokes towards to my friend louise) ENJOY THESE LOUISE JOKES AND ALSO IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THEM ILL REPLY TO SOME OF THEM THAT I MADE AND ILL EXPLAIN THE JOKE

Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now Louise who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street complete with huge stetson hat spurs and six shooters. ""Excuse me sir"" said the police officer ""who are you?"" ""My name's Tex officer"" said the cowboy. "" eh?"" said the police officer ""Are you from Texas?"" ""Nope Louisiana."" ""Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?"" ""Don't want to be called Louise do I .

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. ""What's that for?"" she asked. ""To make me beautiful"" came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. ""Doesn't work does it?"" was her comment.

John woke up after the annual office party... ...with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and …

After 20 years of marriage, Louise was upset her husband Tom never bought her a Christmas gift She was so upset she told him she wanted to see a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asked Tom why he never bought Louise a Christmas gift. "I did! I bought her a gift the first year we were married," he said. "Well, why have you never gotten her one since," the counsellor asked. "I told her I'd get her another one when she used the first one I got her. She hasn't used it yet," he said. The coun…