#blanche

What do you call an all you can eat pizza buffet? Carb Blanche!

Smart Old Man An old guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, ""Well, my pet chicken, of course!"" ""I'm sorry,"" The girl tells him. ""We can't allow animals in the theater."" The guy goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his pants. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins…

Three spinsters went on safari... and they came upon a huge gorilla. The gorilla grabs one of the women and runs off into the jungle. The other two patiently track the gorilla for three days, until they come to his lair. Ethel, the victim, is horribly bruised and scratched, without a stitch of clothing. Wilma and Blanche quickly cover her with a blanket and make their way to a hospital. After a week, Ethel is still crying and carrying on. Wilma says "Ethel, you've just *got* to pull you…