#second-cowboy

Two cowboys are at a saloon in the Old West. After a long day of shootin, tootin, and high-falootin, they've settled down for a conversation over the finest beer in the frontier.   One says to the other, ""You ever ate a banana?"" The second cowboy replies, ""No, I hain't. What's a banana?"" ""Well, it's this new, shiny, bright yella fruit, that a bunch of ex-plor-ators found in the South America. Darn tasty, too. I'll get one to ye.""   Months pass. The two cowboys meet again …

3 cowboys get captured by a group of indians... They take them back to their camp. The chief says to them ""We are going to to scalp you and use your skin for a canoe. However, before you die we will grant you one wish as long as its not a weapon and not an escape"" The first cowboy thinks a moment before responding ""I would like to write a letter to my wife"" The indians give him pen and paper and he writes his letter. The second cowboy says ""Im still a virgin, allow me to sleep with one of y…

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that read, ""$5.00 - If I can't tell you where you're from, I'll pay you $50.00"" The young man watched a cowboy approach the Indian and ask, ""Is the sign right?"" The Indian says, ""yes."" The cowboy hands him a five and says, """"you're on"" The Indian looks the cowboy up and down, noticing some cow dung on his boots and flatly states, ""you're from Wyoming."" The cowboy shakes his head and says, ""…

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. ""I know that smart aleck Tex"" said the first. ""He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."" ""Not Tex"" the second cowboy replied. ""He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in I'm sure all he'll say is hello."" ""I know Tex better than either of you"" said the third. ""He's so smart he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now."" Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted "…

Two cowboys... Two cowboys are riding along when they spot an indian lying on the ground in the distance. The first cowboy turns to the second and says "what the hell do you think he is doing?". The second cowboy turns to him and says "he is listening. You see these here indian fellers put an ear to the ground so they know what is going on for miles around". "No way, you are lying!" responds the first cowboy. So the two cowboys ride up and the second cowboy says "listen to what he says". T…

Two cowboys are out riding... Two cowboys are out riding on a dirt trail when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The men stop and the first cowboy jumps off his horse and approaches the sheep. He then proceeds to take his pants off and have his way with the sheep. When he is done, the second cowboy jumps off his horse. "My turn!" he exclaims, and sticks his head in the fence.

Lips Two cowboys were riding in a wagon. It was bitter cold, but they pressed on. The driver stopped the wagon, went to one of the horses, and put one finger in it's butt. Then he wiped it on his lips. The other cowboy thought *that's freaking weird* but he didn't say anything. An hour later, the driver stopped the wagon again, got down and put his finger in the horse's butt again, and wiped it on his lips. The other cowboy thought *if he does that again, I'm going to find out why!!* Sure enoug…