3 cowboys get captured by a group of indians... They take them back to their camp. The chief says to them ""We are going to to scalp you and use your skin for a canoe. However, before you die we will grant you one wish as long as its not a weapon and not an escape"" The first cowboy thinks a moment before responding ""I would like to write a letter to my wife"" The indians give him pen and paper and he writes his letter. The second cowboy says ""Im still a virgin, allow me to sleep with one of your women"" The indians allow him to sleep with one of the widows of the village. The third cowboy smiles a little and says ""I would like a fork"" The indians are confused by this but decide that it was ok. They hand the cowboy the fork and he grabs it and immediately starts stabbing himself and shouts ""MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU BASTARDS""
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