#wyoming

Am I the only one who's concerned about the fact that we haven't heard SHIT from Wyoming in like nine years?

the talking dog A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. ""Dad,"" he says, ""You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"" ""That's amazing,"" his Dad says. ""How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"" ""Just send him down here with $1,000"" the young cowboy says. ""I'll get him in the course."" So, h…

How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming? Kick his sister in the chin.

Wyoming? Why won't you kiss me? Because I'm Cheyenne.

A Baptist Cowboy A Baptist Cowboy A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. H e sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, ""You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."" The cowboy replies, ""Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an Airborne Rang…

So I work at a car dealership A car with out of state plates pulls in; my co-worker just stares, not seeming to care. My other co worker: ""Hey, they have Wyoming plates, they have to take something home"" My co worker: ""Ya, the one they came in"" Me: ""That's what my dad took home""

A cowboy walks into a bar... A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, ""You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."" The cowboy replies, ""Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the othe…

How is a gay man like a tumbleweed? They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming.

How are gay men like tumbleweed? They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence post in Wyoming.

The cowboy... A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one ...in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, ""You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."" The cowboy replies, ""Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colo…

Topical Jokes for 7/8 In the World Cup, Germany trounced Brazil 7-1, the worst defeat in Brazil's history. Now Germany will proceed to the finals, and the Brazilian team will enter the witness protection program. After a plane was grounded in Wyoming, the pilot bought pizza for all of the passengers. And for the passengers in first class, the pilot ordered steak and lobster.

Ol' Blue A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. ""Dad,"" he says, ""You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"" ""That's amazing,"" his Dad says. ""How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"" ""Just send him down here with $1,000"" the young cowboy says. ""I'll get him in the course."" So, his fath…

A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a ""more humane"" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again and the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming …

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that read, ""$5.00 - If I can't tell you where you're from, I'll pay you $50.00"" The young man watched a cowboy approach the Indian and ask, ""Is the sign right?"" The Indian says, ""yes."" The cowboy hands him a five and says, """"you're on"" The Indian looks the cowboy up and down, noticing some cow dung on his boots and flatly states, ""you're from Wyoming."" The cowboy shakes his head and says, ""…

There is no arguing with cowboy logic. The Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a ""more humane"" solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the male castrated and let loose again and the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY propo…

Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. ""Have you any experience in coal mining?"" asked the clerk. ""Yeah in Pennsylvania"" he replied. ""They're using that new safety lamp down there now aren't they?"" ""Ah don't know mister"" said Coleman. ""I worked on the day shift.""

A cowboy walks into a bar... A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the oth…

Baptist Cowboy The Baptist cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other …

The three biggest lies in Wyoming... "I won this belt buckle in a rodeo, my trucks paid for and I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

The Baptist Cowboy A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Budweiser. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an Airborne Ranger, the …

A cowboy with three beers A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other…

A cowboy appears before St. Peter. A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ri…

A cowboy from Texas A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time..." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an Airborne Ranger, the oth…

A couple of hunters from Wyoming are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He say…

A guy goes hunting for bison in Wyoming He hires one of the local indian guides to help him track the buffalo and let him know when one is coming. They are walking along when the guide halts the hunter, puts his ear to the ground and announces "buffalo come." The guy readies his rifle, looks everywhere but sees nothing. He turns to the guide and says "how do you know buffalo come?" The guide replies "ear sticky."