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You know what's Obama doing right now? He's Havana good time (sorry)

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Communist rally In Cuba the communist leaders decide to have a rally to boost moral. So they invite all the people of Havana to the center square of town. One of the party leaders steps up to the podium to declare ""Great people of Cuba with everyones hard work we have produced enough sugar cane that we struck a trade agreement and most of it we will trade for lumber from Mexico."" The crowd cheered and some of the people began to say lumber that's great we can start to build new homes, schools …

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A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says ""Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White House in Washington D.C. and yell 'President Clinton is a bastard!' and nothing would be done to me."" The Cuban waiter replies ""We have that same freedom in Cuba. I could stand in front of El Capital and yell the same thing and nothing would be …

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos? They Havana no money to spend.

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