#argentina

I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva.

Grammar Nazi hiding in Argentina captured after being baited on social media with an inappropriate you're usage

Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true

Argentina is surprisingly cold. In fact it's bordering on Chile.

Ryan Lochte's first draft of his apology statement... ""Hi guys, my bad. Apologies to the people of Argentina. Jeah!""

Why did Germany run out of gas? Because they gave it to the Jews I'll be in Argentina for awhile.

the united states russia argentina and germany walk into a bar...... germany turns to argentina and says ""hey wanna go into the country with me"" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH get it?

Did you hear how Argentina lost the game? heard it was pretty Messi

A Brazilian and Argentinian find a lamp after a football (soccer) match... On their way back from a very tight football match, two fans, one Brazilian and one Argentinian bump into each other and see a lamp at their feet. Assuming there is a genie inside, they begin arguing who gets to rub the lamp first. The Brazilian concedes and allows the Argentinian to go first, stating ""Well, we won the football match, so I'll let you have this one."" The extremely annoyed Argentinian rubs the lamp and a …

Missionary friend told me this joke on the pulpit before going to Argentina. So a pair of righteous Mormon missionaries are out tracting in the heart of Africa having just converted a small village. On their way to the next village they have to trudge through several miles of dangerous Jungle. One of the missionaries spies out the corner of his eye a fierce lion walking behind them several yards away. Out of fear they start walking faster with the lion close behind them - soon they were running …

Can you tease, please and never squeeze Argentina? Yes, but you Gotze try a little tenderness.

Another blonde joke So as many of you know in South America has opposite Seasons than the U.S so this blonde was on vacation in Argentina and asked her tour guide. ''I know the seasons are different here so what month is it ''

My son needed a Bone Marrow transplant & we found a perfect match in Argentina. The operation took place & was a great success. My thanks go out to Diego, Marrow Donor.

Messi carrying Argentina. Neymar carrying Brazil. British Airways carrying England

It's a do or dive for Robben as Netherlands play Argentina in the semifinals.

Everybody knows Bubba Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Alth…

Can you tease, please and never squeeze Argentina? Yes, but you Götze try a little tenderness.