#eva

I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva.

Abe and Eva just aren't cutting it in bed... Ok. My last joke bombed. BOMBED. . Ok. So Abe and Eva? They're not quite getting the ol' magical finale in bed as they used to. After so many years of marriage, Eva isn't cresting the mountaintop. This concerns the pair of them, so they decide to visit their Rabbi for advice. . ""Rabbi?"" Abe asks. ""I just can't seem to bring Eva to climax anymore. And I know (as the Talmud says) that it is my responsibility to please my wife, so what can I do? I've …

Hitler's Dream Hitler Awakens in the middle of night . Eva asks him : "" What happened Adi Russians in Berlin ?"" ""Ehhh no, i had stupid dream about Germany in year 2016 : Chancelor is woman, Foreign Minister is Fag , Turks working in the factories of Daimler-Benz , Germany pays debts of Greeks and Spaniards. Instead of Nazis there are Gays marching on streets. , We are paying to the Jews. And are listening to orders of some stupid America blackman. ! And thats not all... Fascists arent in Reic…

Hitler has heard that the Americans have liberated Normandy Hitler: It's over Eva. Everything's a disaster. We might as well call this Disaster Day. Eva: Why not just call it D-Day?

Two gifts to Adam and Eve When God was almost done creating Adam and Eve he said to them: ""Alright I am almost done with you. I have two more gifts I can give you"" Adam and Eve go ""what is it?"" God ""the first one is the gift of peeing while standing upright..."" Adam interrupts ""Pick me me me!!! I want to pee standing upright!!!"". So God gives it to him and Adam runs off rejoicing ""wheeey yaay!!!"" and starts peeing all over the place. Eva asks ""so what is the second gift?"" God answers…

I have been looking back at history. And Im starting to think, Hitler was the brains but Eva was the braun.

I guess it's time to face the reality that I just do not want to rock and roll all night. Nor do I wish to party eva-ree day.

Beirut? Da bess bayball playa who eva live!