Abe and Eva just aren't cutting it in bed... Ok. My last joke bombed. BOMBED. . Ok. So Abe and Eva? They're not quite getting the ol' magical finale in bed as they used to. After so many years of marriage, Eva isn't cresting the mountaintop. This concerns the pair of them, so they decide to visit their Rabbi for advice. . ""Rabbi?"" Abe asks. ""I just can't seem to bring Eva to climax anymore. And I know (as the Talmud says) that it is my responsibility to please my wife, so what can I do? I've tried *everything.*"" . The rabbi thinks about this for a moment and says, ""Ok, Abe. I've got just the thing. Worked for a friend of mine. Abe, you and Eva go out tonight and search the *hottest* man you can find. Youngest, most muscled, handsomest hunk of beefcake in Miami. Ask him to come over for dinner. And when it's time for bed, get him to stand over Eva with a towel. While Abe is going to town, have him wave the towel in the air. Eva will look up, see this handsome man waving a towel, and a climax will surely come. . So they do just that. They find this monumental stud of a man, and convince him to help them that night. Dinner is over, and while Abe is on top of Eva, the young stud waves a towel over their heads with all his might. And it is to no avail. Eva doesn't climax. With a heavy heart, they return to their rabbi. . ""Ok, so it didn't work,"" rabbi says. ""That's ok. But let's try it another way. This time, get the handsome guy to make love to Eva, and Abe? *You* stand above them both and wave the towel."" . They find the same fellow, and convince him of the new plan. And after dinner, the young stud climbs on top of Eva and begins to go to town. All the while, Abe stands over their heads, waving the towel with all his might. Sure enough, Eva comes to a *roaring* climax, wrenching the mattress off the bed as they all fall into a heap on the floor. . And Abe turns to the young fellow and says, ""Now *that's* how you wave a towel!""