#jon

if you are getting the names Jon and John confused call them by their full names, Jonaldo and Johnaldo

Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true

Why did Jon lick the cat's butt Because the dog was busy

[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how.. Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging.

At geography class Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him: - Where's England, Jon? He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Jon walks into a bar He orders for the finest wine there is and starts drinking. Suddenly the man next to him stands up and starts accusing Jon of stealing his watch. Jon claims he knows nothing. Hearing this, the people in the bar gang up and stab him shouting **""For the watch...""**

""GOOD IDEA"" Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, ""Why do you want to join the Navy, son?"" ""My father said it'd be a good idea, sir."" he replied ""Oh? And what does your father do?"" asked the doctor The recruit responded ""He's in the Army, sir.""

Three High-rise construction workers sit down on a beam to eat their sack lunches... The first one ,Bob, opens his sack lunch and comments out loud, ""tuna again!, I swear, if I get tuna one more time I'm jumping off this beam!"", he then angrily eats his lunch. The second worker, Jon, opens his lunch and declares, ""peanut butter and jelly again! I swear I too will jump off this beam if I get this again tomorrow"", he too eats his lunch. The third worker, Scooter, opens his lunch and makes the …

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days? For the watch

Jon snow works as a store clerk One day a customer comes in, he quickly collects everything he needs and brings it to the counter. After swiping all the merchandise jon look at the customer. ""Will there be anything else?"" The customer takes a moment to look around the store before eyeballing something behind jon. ""Yeah how much do you want for that?"" ""For what?"" Jon asks ""For the watch""

Possible Game of Thrones spoilers. Don't hate me pls. Jon Snow was sitting in his office in Castle Black, and Sam comes in. ""Jon! The men are beginning to break apart pieces of the wall to ice their drinks! What should we do!?"" Jon ponders this development for awhile, then states, ""Well let them!"" Sam is confused, but nods his head and exits the office. The next day Sam comes back in, looking flustered. ""Jon!"" said Sam, ""The men are drinking themselves to excess! They will be no use once …

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store? For the watch!

Orang HilangDi bagian informasi sebuah Kebun Binatang:Ibu Jon: ""Mbak, tolong diumumin dong, bapaknya anak2 terpisah dari keluarga""Petugas: ""Tadi pisahnya dimana Bu? Nama bapaknya siapa?""Ibu Jon: ""Di kandang monyet, mbak. Biar gampang ketemunya, saya tunggu di sana aja ya, namanya Pak Jon""sesaat kemudian petugas mengumumkan:""PANGGILAN UNTUK BAPAK JON, HARAP SEGERA KEMBALI KE KANDANG MONYET, DITUNGGU KELUARGANYA...""kita jumpa lagi dilain kesempatan...... sumber www.crazyhumor.net

God said to Jon ""Come forth, and recieve eternal life."" But Jon came fifth, and won a toaster.

Watching Jon Stewart Feb. 4th Turd-accino, Jon really? It was right there in front of you!!!

Jon and George Play Snooker/Pool Jon is a young man about in his mid 30s and George is 67 years old. Once they meet for their first frame of the match, Jon thinks to him self oh great he's got on a pair of huge bifocals this should be to easy. After about 5 frames George has won the match. Jon asks how did you do it, George replies ""Well I see a small ball, and a big ball, I also see a small pocket and a big pocket so I hit the small ball into the big pocket"" So after hearing this Jon got hims…

A couple are having trouble with their marriage... Wife: We used to have something special Jon! Something rare and precious! What happened to that? Husband: You spent it all dear.

Some people say , well I'm glad I'm not as crazy as Jon . And I'm like glad I'm not as crazy as the people in the loony bin . The people in the loony Ben are like.... I'm glad I'm a squirrel.

So I have this friend Jonathan... Jon's been on a bit of a dry spell with the ladies lately. I suppose I should tell you a bit about Jonathan. He's a bit hard of hearing, but the ladies still love him despite that and his slightly diminutive stature, probably because he's usually the life of the party, buying drinks, etc. Anyway, back to the problem at hand. We went to lunch the other day at a nice, quiet cafe. We started chatting about the usual, work, sports, whatever, but it came clear that J…

Business trip to Las Vegas After a hectic day in the office Jon called to an expensive escort service. A beautiful blond woman came and a diner was served in the suite. An ambient background music and soothing landscapes made Jon feel good and ready. While waiting for the woman to come out of the shower Jon got a phone call. It was his mother in law who cried over the phone informing him that his wife Jannet got into a fatal accident and died this evening. She asked him to come ASAP next morning…

John gets a Christmas parrot John decided to get his wife a Christmas present. Maybe a puppy. Walking in to the pet store, he searches for the right puppy. ""Excuse me sir, are you looking for a Christmas present?"" the clerk asked. ""Yes, I think she would like a puppy,"" John replies. ""Here,"" motioning towards the back of the store, ""we have a very special bird, Chet. He sings Christmas carols. See, light a match and hold it under his left foot."" The parrot begins to sing, ""Silent night, …

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his chief of staff but was told that this was the best they could do at such short notice. Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to the chief of sta…

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room. The doctor says, ""Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."" Jon says, ""I haven't got the fingers."" The doctor says, ""What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 1999. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the finger…

Having passed the enlistment physical Jon was asked by the doctor ""Why do you want to join the Navy son?"" ""My father said it'd be a good idea sir."" ""Oh? And what does your father do?"" ""He's in the Army sir.""