#jon-stewart

My views are my own, although they're heavily based on some stuff Jon Stewart said on TV last night, and the general vibe of the internet.

If you find yourself... ...sitting somewhere, and you look to your left and there is an Illinois Governor sitting there, and you look to your right and there is another Illinois Governor sitting there... you're probably sitting in jail. -Jon Stewart.

Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics. When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?

First Jon Stewart retires, then Brian Williams gets suspended. What's happening to fake news?

Watching Jon Stewart Feb. 4th Turd-accino, Jon really? It was right there in front of you!!!

""Vermont Senator James Jeffords is being called a hero today after he chased down a teenager who stole a wallet from his daughter-in-law on Capitol Hill. How fat are our kids getting when they're being run down by 68-year-old senators. ... At one point Jeffords yelled out 'Stop thief' and two hundred congressmen froze."" - Jay Leno ""Some scholars have argued [that] the Constitution clearly states only Congress can declare war, and they are not allowed to simply delegate that authority to the p…

Is Jon Stewart the Last Airbender? Because just when the world needed him most, he vanished.

Is Jon Stewart the Last Airbender? Because just when the world needed him most