#paul-ryan

Hey Paul Ryan, why don't you save some first names for the rest of us.

2 first names I don't trust people with 2 first names: Paul Ryan, Larry David, Martin Lawrence, Saddam Hussein http://www.twitter.com/HireMeImFunny

Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics. When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?

And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the ... Paul Ryan

President Obama to the Queen: ""Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"" ""Well,"" said the Queen, ""the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."" Obama frowned, and then asked, ""But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?"" The Queen took a sip of champagne. ""Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch"" The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. ""Please s…

What's it called when Obama and Paul Ryan meet up for dinner? A government mandate.

Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar... The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.

Ayn Rand Rand Paul and Paul Ryan walk into a bar