#rand-paul

Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016 Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision

If Rand Paul ran for president and put Scott Walker on his ticket as running mate, their campaign would be Paul Walker 2016

Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar... The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.

So apparently Rand Paul was sucker punched...

I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP I have a feeling Paul/Walker would crash and burn.

I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP I have a feeling Paul/Walker would crash and burn. Edit: thanks for the gold! It's my first!