#third-worker

Three High-rise construction workers sit down on a beam to eat their sack lunches... The first one ,Bob, opens his sack lunch and comments out loud, ""tuna again!, I swear, if I get tuna one more time I'm jumping off this beam!"", he then angrily eats his lunch. The second worker, Jon, opens his lunch and declares, ""peanut butter and jelly again! I swear I too will jump off this beam if I get this again tomorrow"", he too eats his lunch. The third worker, Scooter, opens his lunch and makes the …

Two workers and a managerial looking guy are walking down a park path with a shovel. Every 20 feet they stop, one worker digs a small hole in the ground, and the other one fills it back up, while the managerial dude watches on with a pencil and clipboard in hand. A bored passerby watches the trio do this for a half hour, and finally comes up to them and asks, ""Excuse me, what are you doing?"" The man with the clipboard barks back, ""Well, what does it look like we're doing?"" ""It looks like yo…

Three construction workers were having lunch on a high rise.. The first worker opens up his lunchbox and says, are you kidding me? Another bologna sandwich! Every day its bologna! If I get another bologna sandwich i'm going to jump off this high rise! The second worker opens his lunch box and says, yeah i'm with you man I cant take anymore of this! The third worker says i'm with you guys. So the next day the three workers are all getting ready to eat lunch and they are all thinking about what th…

Three construction workers are sitting down to lunch... They each bring their lunches to to the top of the building. The first worker says, "Turkey, turkey, turkey. If I have turkey one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box and finds turkey, so he jumps to his death. The second worker says, "Tuna, tuna, tuna. If I have tuna one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box, finds he has tuna, and plummets to the bottom. The third wo…