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Jimbo and Jon, two cowboys see a wanted poster for Indian scalps... The poster says there will be a fifty dollar reward for each scalp brought back. So Jimbo and Jon decide to try and make some money. They get supplies together and head straight into Apache territory hoping to find a couple unsuspecting Indians. The first day they manage to sneak up on one and get his scalp, but they figure that fifty dollars isn't a good enough payout and so they set up camp in a valley for the night with the…

The most famous person of all times Who is the most famous person of all times. That was a subject of a contest among Catholic School's 5th graders with $100 prize. The teacher asked Jon first. He said it was Bill Clinton. The next one was Kevin who said it was Gorge Washington. After collecting responses from almost all participants the teacher with not much hope asked the last girl, Sarah, who happen to be Jewish. Sara raised and said. I think it was Jesus. The teacher was jubilant and pronou…

Lil' Jon's Electrician Popular music icon Lil Jon had returned home from his world tour to find his electrician finishing up his renovations. "The place looks great!" Said Lil Jon. "Thanks," the electrician replied, "But there's one thing I have to show you." The electrician guided Lil Jon into Lil Jon's personal bar. Strangely, it had only a single light bulb dangling from the ceiling. "I don't understand," said Lil Jon. "Why did you install this light bulb?" "This is a special light bulb…

Red neck vasectomy. Willey Jon had 12 kids and no money. His doctor saw him as a pro bono patient. Willey Jon didn't want any more kids and is wive Mavis was worn out. Doctor offered a vasectomy but Willey Jone didn't want that and asked it there was anything else he could do. The doctor thought for a brief moment and then opened a cabinet and took out a can of fireworks. He gave Willey Jon the can and a box of matches. He told Willey Jon to light the fuse on each cherry bomb count to 21 and…

Jon is having ""stamina"" trouble with his wife. So one night

What is jon snow's favourite slang? IDK

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book? Where The Wildlings Are

Jon and Ron are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog. After checking the essays, the teacher said, “Why both essays are same?” Ron: “Sir, our pet dog is same!”