Red neck vasectomy.
Willey Jon had 12 kids and no money. His doctor saw him as a pro bono patient. Willey Jon didn't want any more kids and is wive Mavis was worn out.
Doctor offered a vasectomy but Willey Jone didn't want that and asked it there was anything else he could do.
The doctor thought for a brief moment and then opened a cabinet and took out a can of fireworks.
He gave Willey Jon the can and a box of matches. He told Willey Jon to light the fuse on each cherry bomb count to 21 and…