#molly

My drug of choice is laughter....and cocaine. Mostly cocaine. Sometimes angel dust. Molly is cool too. RT if you love Jesus.

Actual voice mail: "Molly, this is your mother. I just texted you but I don't know how to make the facey-things so...happy face at the end."

People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig.

Molly and Shannon are sisters born on the same day of the same year, same mother, same hospital. But Molly is 7 years older than Shannon. How is this possible? Shannon died in a car accident.

My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so I have to rehome her. She is a purebured from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. She's not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps when I work. She only eats the BEST, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not…

Flogging Molly is a pretty good Irish punk band; They're also 2 activities typically kept very, very separate.

John gets a Christmas parrot John decided to get his wife a Christmas present. Maybe a puppy. Walking in to the pet store, he searches for the right puppy. ""Excuse me sir, are you looking for a Christmas present?"" the clerk asked. ""Yes, I think she would like a puppy,"" John replies. ""Here,"" motioning towards the back of the store, ""we have a very special bird, Chet. He sings Christmas carols. See, light a match and hold it under his left foot."" The parrot begins to sing, ""Silent night, …

A woman is opening presents at her birthday party, and the first present she picks up is from the local florist, Max. She looks at the box and says, "I bet these are flowers" and Max nods his head. Sure enough, inside the box are flowers. The second present she picks up is from the local candy shop owner, Molly. She looks at the box and said, "I bet this is candy" and Molly nods her head. Sure enough, inside the box is candy. The third present she picks up is from the local liquor store owner…

how do u do molly safely? wear a condm.

A guest have visited Molly’s house. She gave her a plate of biscuits. Just after that, her dog started to bark at the guest. Guest: “Why is the dog barking at me?” Molly: “Actually, it’s his food. Don’t worry, I am holding him. You better finish it quickly!”