Jon walks into a bar He orders for the finest wine there is and starts drinking. Suddenly the man next to him stands up and starts accusing Jon of stealing his watch. Jon claims he knows nothing. Hearing this, the people in the bar gang up and stab him shouting **""For the watch...""**
FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
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