A Russian, a Cuban, an American , and a lawyer share a room on a train... As they're exchanging stories about their journey across the world, the Russian took out a bottle of fine Russian vodka, pours everyone a cup, then proceed to throw the rest out the window. The rest of them are very confused and ask why he would throw away such fine vodka. The Russian explains: ""We have much vodka in mother Russia, throwing one away would not matter. "" After a while, the Cuban takes out a box of fine Cuban cigar, hands one to everyone, and proceeds to throw the rest of the box out the window, explaining there're so many cigars in Cuba that throwing them out would not matter. So the American thought for awhile, and proceeds to throw the lawyer out the window.