😄 Taco bell, now new! with 18.5% real beef!!! (canner grade) Contains hoofs, horns, fat, ligaments, ha...

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Taco bell, now new! with 18.5% real beef!!! (canner grade) Contains hoofs, horns, fat, ligaments, hair, bison patty (shit, bison shit, less than 2% of: rocks, cow shit, cow hide) and high fructose corn syrup. made in china WELCOME TO USA

#Patty #China #USA #Taco Bell+1 more

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