#usa

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA

What's the difference between a USB and the USA? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

American kids need to get better grades in school. Come on, guys. It's USA, not USB.

What is the difference between the USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard.

You wanna know why Indian Students are disliked abroad?? read on.....It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, ""Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775'he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall…

What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's the difference between USA and USB? One is the United States of America and the other is an industry standard developed in the mid-1990s that defines the cables, connectors and communications protocols used in a bus for connection, communication, and power supply between computers and electronic devices.

in the 2020 olympics ... ... after Trump has become president, USA will have the best pole vaulting team in the world, consisting of only mexicans

Chickens are Illuminati As of 2011 there is an estimated 19 billion chickens in the world or 3 for every person. What has 3 sides? A triangle. Where can you see triangles? The pyramids. Where are the pyramids? Egypt. What did Egyptians worship? Cats and dogs. Cats and dogs are rivals such as chickens and turkeys. When do people eat turkey the most? Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is a few weeks away from Christmas in the USA. What's on the other side of the world from the USA? Japan. What do Japanese…

Last month, the UN conducted a worldwide survey. The only question asked was: ""*Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?*"" The survey was a HUGE failure. * In Africa, they didn't know what ""food"" meant. * In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what ""honest"" meant. * In Western Europe, they didn't know what ""shortage"" meant. * In China, they didn't know what ""opinion"" meant. * In the Middle East, they didn't know what ""soluti…

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common? Using imperial units.

TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia. Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast.

A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop? Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

I hope Donald Trump becomes president. That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him ""you're fired"".

Putin, Angela Merkel and Obama stand ona a dock... Obama says ""The USA built a submarine that can dive for 1 week without needing to refuel."" Putin responds ""Our nuclear submarines can dive for a whole month!"" Suddenly a old submarine comes out of the water. The hatch opens, a Wehrmacht -soldier comes out and says ""Heil Hitler we need fuel""

I forgot, what is the name they call themselves, the group that wants to form a new country in what is now Syria and Irak? They are the Nemesis of the USA.

God bless USA And Science. And Muhammad And The Buddhist Gods. everyone is offended these days.

The hipsters seceded from the USA. After the hipsters won in the Flannel Uprising, Cascadia seceded. The first rules they instated did away with gluten and GMOs, making all our food organic. Soon this spread to meat itself, making the populace vegetarian. The unrest was palpable, though, so every year, for one night, all food became legal. Some called it the Food Relief Day, others the National Cheat Day, but I call it The Burge.

Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu.

The Bee There once lived a bee named barry. Barry was a very smart bee, he went through all of school with straight A's. He majored in law, and eventually ran for president. He became the president of the bee hive. Barry, unsatisfied with his accomplishments, goes on to go through human school, first learning how to speak english, and getting a megaphone to speak to the humans. Again, he goes through school with a perfect GPA and goes on to become the president of the U.S.A. At the party after t…

Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game?? U.S.A. 8, Ethiopia didn't

If Donald Trump becomes President... then that would server a perfect example of my belief that USA = P2W

An international women's conference was held. One segment dealt with marital relations of newly married housewives and working husbands. The segment feature three recently married housewives from three different countries. The first speaker was from the USA. She recounted how after she married, she told her husband she didn't know how to mop floors. For two days the husband could see that that it was true. His new bride could not mop a dirty floor clean. So on the third day the husband bought hi…

An American in Paris An American is visiting Paris for the first time. He booked a guided tour of the city, and is rather eager to discover the monuments. They start the tour, and arrive in front of the Eiffel Tower. ""What is This ?"" said the tourist. ""This is the Tour Eiffel, it took two years to build, from 1887 to 1889"" said the guide. ""Ha ! In my country, in the USA, we can build this in few weeks !"" They arrive in front of Notre Dame de Paris cathedral. ""What is this ?"" shouted the …