An international women's conference was held. One segment dealt with marital relations of newly married housewives and working husbands. The segment feature three recently married housewives from three different countries. The first speaker was from the USA. She recounted how after she married, she told her husband she didn't know how to mop floors. For two days the husband could see that that it was true. His new bride could not mop a dirty floor clean. So on the third day the husband bought his wife a robotic floor cleaner. The second speaker was a housewife from Japan. She recounted how she told her new husband that she didn't know how to make rice or wash dirty dishes. Her husband saw this to be true over the next two days. On the third day he bought his wife an automatic rice cooker and a dishwasher appliance. The third speaker was a housewife from Myanmar, formerly known as Burma, with a reputation for being an economically and socially under developed country. She recounted how she told her husband that she didn't know how to sweep floors or how to wash clothes by hand. For the next two days her husband could see that this was true. The Myanmar housewife then ended her speech with: ""And on the third day of our new marriage I could start to see out of one of my eyes. ""
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