#lewis

Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn

How do I know I'm not Daniel Day-Lewis?

Dad, who's Daniel Day-Lewis? *Dad peers out the blinds* He could be anyone, son. *Mom starts weeping* He could be anyone.

if daniel day-lewis dies the doctors will hav to make extra sure he's dead. he may just be acting dead and no one woud ever kno

Daniel Day-Lewis is so method that in preparation for the role of Abraham Lincoln in 'Lincoln' he spent ten months on the side of a penny.

Totally thought I was on the phone with my mom for an hour today. Was Daniel Day Lewis the whole time. Damn he's good.

Daniel Day-Lewis walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" but he already knows because he's also Daniel-Day Lewis.

I got a random wrong number call from a ""Blus Halilovec"" in California this afternoon. I pick up my phone--caller ID says it's someone from California called ""Blus Halilovec."" Before I can even say hello, this guy it slurring this long, drunken story about how he was kicked out of a bar while watching the NHL Winter Classic today, and could I come and give him a ride home? I try to say No, but the dude won't let me get in a word edgewise. He keeps calling me Lewis, too. Finally, he pauses af…

My fiance said the funniest thing out of context today. Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman.

TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia. Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast.

Case In Court After The Jasleen Kaur Case He argued... She argued... . . . . He shouted... She shouted... . . . . .. and then she cried...... . . . . Result: She won by Duckworth-Lewis method !!

So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Well, you know what they say... Orange is the new black.

So Nicole Scherzinger has gone from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Guess orange really is the new black.

TIL Lewis Black is still alive.

A tale of woe Lewis was at a bar having a drink with a mate, When he noticed her, and thought she looked great. He walked over and offered a drink, Straight away he noticed that they had a link. The drinks went down as the night passed away, Things went well and Lewis started to pray. The night rolled on until about quarter past two, When she turned to him and said ""I'll go home with you"". Quick as he could, Lewis hailed a cab. All of a sudden he got nervous and started to blab. He couldn't co…

If I had to guess at the religion of Daniel Day Lewis... I would probably have to say Methodist   [What are the rules of Daniel Day Lewis?!](http://imgur.com/gallery/NDOov4L)

I was listening to a Lewis Grizzard tape the other day and I realized that r/jokes better call him up and ask for their jokes back.

Is it fair to say Marvin Lewis' joke bout Johnny Manziel... went over everybody's head?

Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo. The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said ""Buffalo come."" Lewis asked the scout, ""How do you know?"" The scout said, ""Face sticky.""

Lewis Grizzard, featuring Bubba & Earl We are playing Auburn. Sanford Stadium. National Television. Winner wins the Southeastern Conference; goes to the Sugar Bowl. 85,000 people jammed into Sanford Stadium. National television audience. This game is on the Armed Service Network. People in Switzerland are seeing this ballgame. Going everywhere. The band cranks up ""Glory, Glory to Ole Georgia"" and our team comes running out. 85,000 stand as one. We are led by our gallant mascot, UGA-U-G-A. …

The screw Lewis is going to pick up his date on a Saturday night. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. She's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?,"" he says. ""That's cool"" says Lewis. Her father asks Lewis what they're planning to do. Lewis replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. The girl's father responds ""why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the cool kids are doing it."" Naturally, this comes as…

Lewis and Clark Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo. The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said "Buffalo come." Lewis asked the scout, "How do you know?" The scout said, "Face sticky."

Lewis and Clark Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo.

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition? Jawea

Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea.