Lewis and Clark Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo. The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said "Buffalo come." Lewis asked the scout, "How do you know?" The scout said, "Face sticky."
Clark Kent "I have a confession" Lois Lane "what is it?" *Clark removes his glasses* Lois "Is it a bird?" Clark "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"
LOIS LANE: *pulls back from kissing* clark your glasses are hurting my nose can you take them off CLARK KENT: no
Daniel Day-Lewis walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" but he already knows because he's also Daniel-Day Lewis.
After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman.
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