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Skrillex! It's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Skrillex! Know that sound you've been looking for? I think I found it! *holds phone up to blender*

A Jewish joke my Jewish grandfather sent me. One day at kindergarten the teacher said she would give anyone 10 dollars if they could tell her who the most famous man who ever lived. A little Irish boy said, ""It was St. Patrick!"" The teacher replied, ""I'm sorry Sean, but no."" A young Scottish boy said, ""It was St. Andrew!"" The teacher replied, ""Sorry Hamish, but that is not correct."" Finally, a young Jewish boy named Marvin raised his hand and said, ""It was Jesus Christ."" The teacher re…

A blind kid named Stevie just changed schools... And he was thinking about his old friends. Since he was blind, he never got to look at his friend, James, and he randomly thought, ""Was James brown?"" After a little while, he realised he left before his friend, Marvin, came out and so he thought ""Was Marvin gay?"" Needles to say, these questions really made Stevie wonder.

Marvin Gaye's Last Day on Earth Marvin (holding present): Happy Birthday Dad!!! Dad: Marvin, if this is another tie, I'm gonna kill you.

Kid is destined to be gaye My friend just named her newborn baby ""Marvin""

Is it fair to say Marvin Lewis' joke bout Johnny Manziel... went over everybody's head?

Four Jewish brothers left home for college: one became a lawyer, one a doctor, one a hedge find operator, and one a retailer. They all prospered. Some years later, chatting after a Chanukah dinner, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said, ""I had a big house built for Mama."" The second said, ""I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."" The third said, ""I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her a 600SL with a chauffeur."" Th…

Half day A man gets off work early and comes home to surprise his wife with flowers. When he enters the house, he hears screams and signs struggle. He rushes upstairs and bursts into his bedroom to find his best friend having his way with his wife. Astonished he says, ""Marvin, I have to... but you?""

Poor Marvin... Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin's Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin's condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn't the right time to read it put the note in his jacke…

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said, ""I had a big house built for Mama."" The second said, "" I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."" The third said, ""I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."" The fourth said, ""You know h…

Four Jewish brothers Four Jewish brothers left home for college: one became a lawyer, one a doctor, one a hedge find operator, and one a retailer. They all prospered.  Some years later, chatting after a Chanukah dinner, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."  The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."  The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her a 600SL with a…

Mama's Bible Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to Florida . The first said, "You know I had a big house built for Mama." The second said, "And I had a large theater built in the house." The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." The fourth said, "You know how Mam…

What did Marvin Gaye's dad say to him on his birthday?,"Son, if this is another tie I'm gonna kill you.

What did Marvin Gaye's dad say to him on his birthday? Son, if this is another tie, I'm gonna kill you.