#stevie-wonder

It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye; unless you're Stevie Wonder, then it's just ironic.

Try some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Stevie Wonder! They have "the taste you can s- ... taste."

"This place sucks." ~Stevie Wonder at an art gallery

Stevie Wonder got divorced several weeks back. Wonder if he's seeing anyone yet?

Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test.

"I just called to say I love you." -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work

What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis

Stevie Wonder is playing in Japan for the first time ever... Sitting at the piano in a concert hall, keen to please his new audience, Stevie shouts ""Before I start, does anyone have any requests?"" Some little old Japanese man at the very back of the hall stands up and shouts back ""Do a jazz chord!"" So Stevie obliges, playing an Eb Minor diminished seventh, with some arpeggios up and down the keyboard. The crowd starts applauding and cheering Stevie. He shouts ""Does anyone else have a reques…

A blind kid named Stevie just changed schools... And he was thinking about his old friends. Since he was blind, he never got to look at his friend, James, and he randomly thought, ""Was James brown?"" After a little while, he realised he left before his friend, Marvin, came out and so he thought ""Was Marvin gay?"" Needles to say, these questions really made Stevie wonder.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black.

Stevie Wonder was once asked if there could be anything worse then being blind. To which he replied ""Well... I could have been black"".

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots.

Yo Momma so Fat When she met Stevie Wonder backstage. He was like ""Who brought a goddamned bouncy castle in here!""

Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... and a chair, and a table.

What makes Stevie wonder? What everything looks like.

Motivational words from Stevie Wonder. I have lived life through a lot of troubles and made it through each and every one of them. Being a musician is hard and making money to support myself was even harder. Being blind didn't make anything easier, but I made due. One thing I can say I am thankful for is. At least I'm not black.

Stevie Wonder walked into a bar He never saw it coming.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money? Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend?

Stevie Wonder is the worst Father Hasnt seen his kids in years

Some bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.

It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles They are both just so out of sight

Celebrity Deaths would scare Stevie Wonder. But he would never see death coming.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas? That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile? Because he's better than you.

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love.