#stevie

Stevie Wonder is playing in Japan for the first time ever... Sitting at the piano in a concert hall, keen to please his new audience, Stevie shouts ""Before I start, does anyone have any requests?"" Some little old Japanese man at the very back of the hall stands up and shouts back ""Do a jazz chord!"" So Stevie obliges, playing an Eb Minor diminished seventh, with some arpeggios up and down the keyboard. The crowd starts applauding and cheering Stevie. He shouts ""Does anyone else have a reques…

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Well, it's really nice.

""There is superstitious....... writing on the wall..."" No Stevie, that's just the wood chip mate.

A blind kid named Stevie just changed schools... And he was thinking about his old friends. Since he was blind, he never got to look at his friend, James, and he randomly thought, ""Was James brown?"" After a little while, he realised he left before his friend, Marvin, came out and so he thought ""Was Marvin gay?"" Needles to say, these questions really made Stevie wonder.

Why is stevie wonder always smiling? No one's told him he's black.

Drawing game Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a game where one student starts drawing on the board, then one by one others add to it. She thinks and decides not to start with Johnny, because he is so naughty and always has some ""unusual"" pictures in mind. So she starts with Anne. Anne: ""This is our house"". /\ / \ / \ / \ | | | | | | Teacher: ""Good Anne!"" and asks Peter to draw next: Peter: ""This is our house's door"". /\ / \ / \ / \ | | |…

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new haircut? Neither has he.

Jack & Stevie Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, ""How's the singing career going?"" Stevie Wonder says, ""Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the way, how's the golf?"" Nicklaus replies, ""Not too bad. I m not winning as much as I used to but I'm still making a bit of money. I had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that worked out now."" ""I always find that when my swin…

Stevie wonder just got divorced. Bet he didn't see that one coming.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in? C minor

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty? Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Today is Stevie Nicks' birthday. She is 67 years old. I wonder what that is in goat years?

Have you heard the original version of Stevie Wonder's hit song? I just called to say.....I found the phone

Have you seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? He hasn't either

Three friends were on a desert island. They were Roger, a married man, Carl, a famous athlete, and Stevie, the third friend usually alone. One day, while working on their survival, they came across a brass lamp on the ground. They each took turns cleaning it, when all of the sudden a genie came out! All three were startled by the billowing form of the genie hovering over them, and watched in awe. The genie spoke, saying ""I have been asleep for ten thousand years. Who awoke me?"" Roger said, ""W…

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Because he hasn't.

Why is stevie wonder always smiling He doesn't know hes black yet

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either.

A reporter is interviewing Stevie Wonder They talk about all the amazing music he has created over the years and the incredible things he has done with his life and as a last question the reporter asks: ""But don't you wish you hadn't been born blind?"" and Stevie replies ""Hey, it could've been much worse - I could have been born black""

Stevie Wonder's housekeepers probably don't do a damn thing all day long.

Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right now." Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right." Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?" Stevie says, "Yes…

A science teacher stood in the front of the class and asked... "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?" Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher smiled, and then she called on Little Johnny…

Stevie Wonder was doing a concert, and towards the end decided to play some requests. A man called out, "Play a jazz chord." So Stevie played a short riff, but the man insisted: "No, no, play a jazz chord." So Stevie played a longer riff: "No, no," said the man, "play a jazz chord." Stevie tried again and again, until he was playing chords he'd never played in his life, and still the man wasn't satisfied. Finally Steve said: "Sing it for me." The man sang, "A jazz chord to say I love you."

Golf Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the way, how's the golf?" Nicklaus replies, "Not too bad. I m not winning as much as I used to but I'm still making a bit of money. I had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that worked out now." "I always find that when my swing goes wrong …