#anne

if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she's wasting a great opportunity

Anne Boleyn: My love, I wait for but one word from you Henry VIII: New phone who dis Anne: Your wife Henry VIII: Lol which one

Holocaust jokes are tasteless, anne frankly, you people should be ashamed of yourselves.

Anne Has A Problem Anne Has A Solution Anne Has A Will Anne Hathaway

If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway.

There's a lot of lame holocaust jokes on this thread... Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary? Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

On ""Anne frankly"" and ""I did nazi that coming""... Those *Panzer* gettin`old

Drawing game Mrs. Smith, a third grade teacher wanted the class to play a game where one student starts drawing on the board, then one by one others add to it. She thinks and decides not to start with Johnny, because he is so naughty and always has some ""unusual"" pictures in mind. So she starts with Anne. Anne: ""This is our house"". /\ / \ / \ / \ | | | | | | Teacher: ""Good Anne!"" and asks Peter to draw next: Peter: ""This is our house's door"". /\ / \ / \ / \ | | |…

Wally's Wedding Night At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old gro…

Anyone else like the holidays of other cultures? Like, I love the one where you take a bunch of presents and hide them in the attic. Or as you may know it, Anne Frank's birthday.

So Hitler was helping Anne Frank with her homework. She was having alot of trouble with it, so Hitler said ""It's ok Anne, you just need more concentration!""

That's about as useful as... ...Anne Frank's drumkit.

One in ten Tom and Anne, a bonafied redneck couple, have been together for many years and have produced 9 children. One fine day they go to the doctors office for information about possibly getting Tom a vasectomy. The doctor comes into the room and asks Tom ""Why wait til now? Why after 9 children do you want a vasectomy?"" Tom takes a deep breath and leans back, ""Well, we saw tha other night on the tv that 1 in every 10 children born in America are Mexican, and, well, we don't want to risk ou…

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting? ""Anne hath a way.""

Anne has a will.. Anne has a way.. Anne Hathaway.

There once was a girl named Anne, who, as the middle child in a large family, had great insecurities. She often took to a local pub to drown her sorrows and self-doubt. Over there, they called her the Meady Anne.

Which book has the worst cliffhanger? Anne Frank's Diary

Pat Robertson meets a Boy with a box full of kittens. Pat Robertson's walking down the sidewalk. This kid is there with a box full of kittens, Pat says, ""Those are just some of the prettiest kittens I've ever seen"". The boy says, ""Yeah, They're Christian kittens"". Pat says, ""adorable"". A few days later he and Anne Coulter were on the same sidewalk, and the kid's still there. Pat says, ""Hey Anne, go over and ask him about those kittens"". Anne walks over and she says, ""those are some cute…

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !

A man in a small town goes to confessional... and tells the local priest, "Father, forgive me, for I have slept with a loose woman." The priest thinks for a moment and says, "Well, son, was it Mary?" "No Father." "Hmm," the priest continues, "was it Fiona?" "No, no father," the man replies. "And was it Anne?" "No, father." After a pause, the priest says, "Give me one our fathers and two hail marys, and all will be forgiven." The man exits the confessional and slides in next to his frien…

Bartender school A Bartender is teaching a class on bartending & is taking role call. "Ok people, Every year I give everyone a alcohol based nickname so it's easier to call off." "Jim" - "Here" "You're whiskey" the Teacher says "Morgan" - "Here" "You're Rum" "Anne" - No response "Well I guess I'll mark her as absinthe"

William Shakespeare was married to a woman called Anne… Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway.

You're as useless as... Anne Frank's drumset

A man and his three beautiful daughters. There once was a man living out in the countryside with his wife and his three beautiful daughters; Anne