#wallys

Wally's Wedding Night At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old gro…

Delivery Disclaimer: Racist, but a black man told it to me, so I'm allowed to share. There's a really kind-hearted delivery truck driver whose name is Steve. Steve has some good friends that he knows through work. One of his best friends is named Wally. Wally's wife had come down with pneumonia, so Wally, who is assigned to deliver a truckload of bowling balls through a storm, asks Steve to take care of the delivery for him. Being such a kind-hearted person, Steve agrees. Steve leaves early beca…

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor declare, ""It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."" He addressed the men, ""Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"" Wally leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently and whispered, ""Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it honey?"" And thus began Wally's life of celibacy....