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While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor declare, ""It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."" He addressed the men, ""Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"" Wally leaned over, touched Carolyn's arm gently and whispered, ""Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it honey?"" And thus began Wally's life of celibacy....

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, ""Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"" Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left.…

Female compassion. Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, 'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live maybe we could make love again?' Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only ei…