A man in a small town goes to confessional... and tells the local priest, "Father, forgive me, for I have slept with a loose woman." The priest thinks for a moment and says, "Well, son, was it Mary?" "No Father." "Hmm," the priest continues, "was it Fiona?" "No, no father," the man replies. "And was it Anne?" "No, father." After a pause, the priest says, "Give me one our fathers and two hail marys, and all will be forgiven." The man exits the confessional and slides in next to his friend on a pew. "So," the friend asks, "what'd the father give you?" "Well, I got one our fathers, two hail marys, and three good leads." **source**: Prairie Home Companion