#ray-charles

Sharks prefer Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles in a blind taste test.

Ray Charles has said he doesn't mind being blind.. Because at least he isn't black!

What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis

Q: What goes click-click-click...""Did I get it?"" A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

Roses are black... ...Violets are black, Everything is black, I'm Ray Charles.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's ~~Blind~~ Married

Ray Charles... ... is driving and gets into a car accident... because he's blind. He wakes up in a hospital bed. The doctor comes in and says, ""Mr. Charles, I've got good news and bad news."" ""What's the bad news?"" ""Well, you've lost the use of your left side, due to the accident,"" says the doc. ""Well what's the good news, then?"" asks RC. ""You've got the right one, baby!"" -- ... I'm old.

What rings twice and screams once? Ray Charles answering the iron

What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he was married

What's the definition of endless love? A tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist? Because he feels for everyone.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist!

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming.

Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He has spent more than 30 years honing his craft and has made quite a reputation for himself. He got a call from a guy who had just bought a new grand piano and requested Mr. Opporknockity to come and tune it. Mr. Opporknockity spent more than 3 hours tuning the grand piano to perfection, collected his fee and left. A couple of days later, the customer calls Mr. Opporknockity and inform…

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both NIGGERS!!!

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he is married

Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

Q: Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he was married.

How come Ray Charles can't see his friends? ...because he's married.

Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ? Because he is married .

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's Married

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read.