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A man walks into a restaurant... A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ""A hamburger, fries and a coke,"" and turns to the ostrich, ""What's yours?"" ""I'll have the same,"" says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. ""That will be $9.40 please."" The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man…

A man and an ostrich. A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ""A hamburger, fries and a coke,"" and turns to the ostrich, ""What's yours?"" ""I'll have the same,"" says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. ""That will be $9.40 please."" The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, ""A …

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke'…

A Man & an Ostrich A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A …

Birdman 2 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, ""I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,"" and turns to the ostrich, ""What's yours?"" ""I'll have the same,"" says the ostrich. A short time later, the waitress returns with the order. ""That will be $6.40 please,"" and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come aga…

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a …

A man walks into a restaurant... A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man…

Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He has spent more than 30 years honing his craft and has made quite a reputation for himself. He got a call from a guy who had just bought a new grand piano and requested Mr. Opporknockity to come and tune it. Mr. Opporknockity spent more than 3 hours tuning the grand piano to perfection, collected his fee and left. A couple of days later, the customer calls Mr. Opporknockity and inform…

The Ostrich A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ""A hamburger, fries and a coke,"" and turns to the ostrich, ""What's yours?"" ""I'll have the same,"" says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. ""That will be $9.40 please."" The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, ""A hamburger,…

The Man and The Ostrich A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ""A hamburger, fries and a coke,"" and turns to the ostrich, ""What's yours?"" ""I'll have the same,"" says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. ""That will be $9.40 please."" The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, ""A…

Heaven Saint Peter had a terrible cold and fever and didn't think he would last the day minding the Pearly Gates of Heaven. So he phoned Jesus to ask for the day off. ""Why, Peter,"" Jesus said. ""You know your health is my first concern. Take as much time as you need."" As Jesus pondered who he might use to replace Peter, he decided to handle the job himself. It was a very slow day and no one approached the Gates until late in the afternoon, when in the distance, Jesus saw a bent, white-haired …

The Ostrich A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries…

The dinosaur at the museum A guy is visiting a museum and he sees a dinosaur's skeleton. Curious about it, he asks the guard next to it: - Excuse me, sir. How old is this dinosaur? - It is 65 million years, 4 months and 13 days old. Amazed by his answer, he says: - Wow!, How can you be so precise about it? - Well, when I first started working here, they told me it was 65 million years old... and that was 4 months and 13 days ago.

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries a…

A Man & an Ostrich A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man say…

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?''I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'Th…

a guy walks into a restaurant with an ostrich... A guy walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $18.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and, without looking, pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the guy and the ostric…

A man walks into a restaurant with an emu by his side. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says: “A burger, chips and a coke, please.” He then turns to the emu and nods. “I’ll have the same,” says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns with the order and says: “That will be £14.40 please.” The man reaches into his pocket and, without looking, pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the emu go to the restaurant again and the man says: “A burger, chi…

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." O…

Interviewer said, “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!” The boy thought for awhile and said,”My choice is one really difficult question.” “Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. “What comes first, Day or Night?“ The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the answer being correct, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s DAY sir!” “How” the interviewer asked, “One…