#stevie-wonder

The Dress Apparently how you perceive the color of the dress depends on a number of factors. If you are racist you'll only see it as white and gold. If you are a battered wife you'll see it as blue and black and if you are stevie Wonder you'll see it as all black.

Stevie Wonder is a genius! He has such an eye for detail

Kids A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic ! 1. Don't change horses .......until they stop running. 2. Strike while the ..........…

Stevie Wonder is having triplets at the age of 64. I bet he didn't see that coming...

I saw Stevie Wonder at the airport, but he didn't see me. *(True story, courtesy of Dad)*

It's no wonder Q: Why did Stevie Wonder step in the turd? A: Because he can't see shit.

Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He has spent more than 30 years honing his craft and has made quite a reputation for himself. He got a call from a guy who had just bought a new grand piano and requested Mr. Opporknockity to come and tune it. Mr. Opporknockity spent more than 3 hours tuning the grand piano to perfection, collected his fee and left. A couple of days later, the customer calls Mr. Opporknockity and inform…

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both NIGGERS!!!

In a blind taste test ...Stevie Wonder was delicious

Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, ""its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black""

A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder

I saw Stevie Wonder in concert the other night He didn't see me though

How Stevie Wonder looks at his life... 'Rather blind than black'

A reporter is interviewing Stevie Wonder They talk about all the amazing music he has created over the years and the incredible things he has done with his life and as a last question the reporter asks: ""But don't you wish you hadn't been born blind?"" and Stevie replies ""Hey, it could've been much worse - I could have been born black""

Stevie Wonder is playing a concert... And on the front row, after finishing the encore, an asian man shouts: ""Play a Jazz Chord."" So he agrees and does another Jazz encore, though after finishing, the same man shouts: ""Play a Jazz Chord"" so again, he agrees and does another encore, but again the man shouts: ""Play a Jazz Chord!"" So he says: ""I've been playing Jazz for the last twenty minutes!"" ""No!"" Says the man, he walks onto the stage, sits on the piano and starts singing: ""A Jazz Ch…

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Stevie Wonder is on tour when he turns to one of his roadies and says, ""My harmonica isn't working."" ""What harmonica?"" he replies, ""You've just sucked the chocolate off the side of my crunchie."" http://www.amazon.com/Crunchie-Milk-Chocolate-Honeycomb-Center/dp/B0007U5J40

2 ""black"" questions that aren't racist. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire. What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

If I were Stevie Wonder I would say ""I'll believe it when I see it"" in response to pretty much anything just to piss people off.

When life throws you curveballs, swing at those motherf*ckers like Stevie Wonder with a lightsaber.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

At least Stevie wonder was faithful, he never saw any other women during his marriage.

I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didn't share the same views!

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses >>>>>>>>>> until they stop running. 2. Strike while t…

Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right now." Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right." Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?" Stevie says, "Yes…