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Kids A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic ! 1. Don't change horses .......until they stop running. 2. Strike while the ..........

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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6 year-olds, because the last one is a classic! Better to be safe than................................punch a 5th grader Strike while the ............................

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A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. *As you shall make your bed so shall you......mess it up *Better be safe than..........................punch a 5th grader *Strike while the ............................bug is close *It's always darkest before...................daylight savings time *You can lead a horse to water but............how? *Don't bite the hand that...................

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