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Caring for mom Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said: ""I built a big house for our mother."" The second said: ""I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."" The third said: ""I've got you both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty monks in a monastery …

Four Jewish brothers left home for college: one became a lawyer, one a doctor, one a hedge find operator, and one a retailer. They all prospered. Some years later, chatting after a Chanukah dinner, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said, ""I had a big house built for Mama."" The second said, ""I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."" The third said, ""I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her a 600SL with a chauffeur."" Th…

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said, ""I had a big house built for Mama."" The second said, "" I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."" The third said, ""I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."" The fourth said, ""You know h…

Four Jewish brothers Four Jewish brothers left home for college: one became a lawyer, one a doctor, one a hedge find operator, and one a retailer. They all prospered.  Some years later, chatting after a Chanukah dinner, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."  The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."  The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her a 600SL with a…

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said: "I built a big house for our mother." The second said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third said: "I've got you both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty monks in a monastery 12 years to teach…

Mama's Bible Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 95th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to Florida . The first said, "You know I had a big house built for Mama." The second said, "And I had a large theater built in the house." The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." The fourth said, "You know how Mam…

A young girl. A young girl, who was writing a paper for school, came to her father and asked... "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?" The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree." "Let me show you what I mean... " With that, the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at random. As a man answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?" The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin... " "Why don't you learn to look up numbers …